supernatural-loves-of-my-life:
Wi-Fighting
[via]Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
rebagled
(via jborbz03)
French Insults (since you guys wanted me to)
- VOUS ÊTES UN PEU DE MERDE: you are a little shit
- vous êtes une salope: you are a bitch
- vous êtes une pute: you are a whore
- vous misérable petite baise: you miserable little fuck
- ce qui la baise (c'est que) : what the fuck (is that)
- c'est quoi ce bordel: what is this shit
- qui la baise êtes-vous : who the fuck are you
- Fous le camp: get the fuck out
- foutre le camp: fuck off
- vas te faire encule: fuck you
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
"My solitude doesn’t depend on the presence or absence of people; on the contrary, I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company."
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via mrssalinger)
(Source: 13neighbors, via bbrainddefect)
- Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
- Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
(Source: godsdangit, via atleastimnotbrentspiner)
(Source: ponycamp, via dysent3rygaryoak)
THOR YOU PRECIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD
reblogging for that accurate commentary.
(Source: ironfries, via atleastimnotbrentspiner)
(Source: timseriladashmimeni, via palmate)
